Hill billies and mountain ranges

I report to the MTC August 14th for my mission in West Virginia.
Some things I've learned about that area so far:

1-Family is everything to them and they are CLOSE. So close, in fact, that they occasionally marry each other.

2-Mountains, green, animals, and all 4 seasons.

3-Hill billies. I'm convinced that at some point I will eat a raccoon.....

4-Population from largest to smallest; White, Native American, Asian, Pacific Islander, Other. WHAT?!?!?! Hispanic isn't even an option in this state. That is going to be very strange for me. So much for using and improving my limited Spanish skills. This girl is going to be speaking a LOT of English (I use the term English very loosely)

5-Walmarts. Lots and lots of Walmarts.

6-All the areas in my mission are VERY southern. Maybe I'll see some confederate flags posted to the back of trucks fitted with mud railings and a gun rack on the back.

7-I'm going to send you guys so many mullet pictures.

Mr. Postman, LOOK AGAIN

Dear Mr. Postman,
I was not too surprised when my letter did not arrive yesterday, BUT when it didn't arrive today I couldn't help but feel a little anxious. Though I will not be opening it until tomorrow night either way I would still feel much more secure just knowing where it is. So if you could be a doll and get it to me that would be great. And I think your knee-caps think it's a good idea as well.............